Voyage To Algebracket

We’re gonna be talking about Algebracket today. If you’re not hip to Algebracket, then you’re missing out. The creators, Peter Rifel and Adam Wilcox, have done a terrific job crossing the bridge between those who like to put up brackets and those who understand the deep analytics and stats that go into it. Basically, they…

Notice how everyone's interest is piqued because he has the ball?  Compare that to other sideline shots at games.  They all know what's coming.

In Which We Compare Russell Westbrook To Humans

To say that Russell Westbrook is having a great season would be like saying that the 80s were a great decade for the US Men’s National Hockey team. 1980 was nice, obviously, but they didn’t win a single Olympic/world championship medal for the remainder of the decade. Westbrook is in a similar, but vastly different…

But let's be real - we all know that BOTFLOTUS has that shit sewn-up.

[UPDATE] The MALF Line, And How To Avoid It

[UPDATE: All the nets have been cut down in Arlington – sorry, “North Texas” – and as expected, the MALF Line fell flat on its head. Only one team, the Florida Gators, got to the Final Four… and a drubbing by UConn finished shutting that shit down like Drake and The-Dream. Next time you want…

Rumor has it that if you look at the logo from the exact proper angle, absolutely nothing will happen.

2013 College Football Preview: The AAC

The AAC. A convenient name, since that is exactly what most people will exclaim while watching an AAC game. Like “AAC, this is TERRIBLE!!” or “AAC, please tell me Wal-Mart sells battery acid to pour in my sad, sad eyes”. Alas, they are an FBS conference, so we must cover them. But we don’t have…

Best of luck to 52 of the 49ers players this coming Sunday.

Own It, Please: Chris Culliver Edition

As you probably already know, San Francisco 49ers CB Chris Culliver was interviewed by comedian and radio personality Artie Lange on January 29th as a part of the Super Bowl XLVII media circus festivities, and he… may have said some things. The long and the short of it is, regardless of how unpopular his comments…

Let 'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans.

Dear Assholes: No Need To Worry About The Lakers Yet.

I have been reading several articles all around the ‘net today regarding the Los Angeles Lakers 0-2 start, with words like “panic”, “worried”, “slumping”, and “Is Mike Brown already on the hot seat?” strewn about.  My response: shut the hell up.  All of you. Here’s the thing, and this may surprise some people: it’s an 82-fucking-game season.…