But let's be real - we all know that BOTFLOTUS has that shit sewn-up.

[UPDATE] The MALF Line, And How To Avoid It

[UPDATE: All the nets have been cut down in Arlington – sorry, “North Texas” – and as expected, the MALF Line fell flat on its head. Only one team, the Florida Gators, got to the Final Four… and a drubbing by UConn finished shutting that shit down like Drake and The-Dream. Next time you want…