Fedor fighting the dreaded TBA

Email to me from Armondo:

Nothing is definite yet, but Fedor will certainly be disappointed regardless. So, in light of recent events, I think it’s only fair to come up with a list of satisfactory opponents for him:

– An F-16 fighter jet
– Godzilla (like the old-school Gojira, not the animated crap with Godzuki)
o Mothra is also a possibility here
– The Pittsburgh Steelers, circa the Steel Curtain era
– Megatron
o Throw in Starscream to make this a more fair fight
– Michael Vick’s dogfighting ring in its heyday
– 3 of the AT-AT walkers from Empire
– Chuck Norris’ beard
– The Internet
– Getting one of those Russian guards with the big hats to smile while on duty

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