Open Topic Suggestion #1

“Why does your left nut itch? Discuss all appropriate theories…”

– STDs
– Chafing
– Allergic reaction to new soap/laundry detergent/fabric softener
– Recently shaved
– Placebo effect (reverse placebo effect, I guess?)
– The old “itching-powder-in-the-boxers” trick
– Not showering for > 3 days

One thought on “Open Topic Suggestion #1

  1. I’m gonna go with either not having showered for lie 3 days or the ol’ “I pissed off my wife and she got me back by throwing itching powder in my drawers” theory…

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