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[UPDATE] The MALF Line, And How To Avoid It

[UPDATE: All the nets have been cut down in Arlington – sorry, “North Texas” – and as expected, the MALF Line fell flat on its head. Only one team, the Florida Gators, got to the Final Four… and a drubbing by UConn finished shutting that shit down like Drake and The-Dream. Next time you want…

Well, That Was Quick

No more than 12 hours after the Nevada State Athletic Commission’s decision to ban testosterone replacement therapy, or TRT, a world title fight became the ruling’s first causality. The UFC announced that Vitor Belfort had pulled out of his May 24th middleweight title fight, recognizing that “he needs an extended period of time to become…

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ESPN’s Ombudman and the Dan Le Batard saga

I think we all have our own opinions on the saga of Dan Le Batard and the baseball Hall of Fame. Quick recap: Le Batard gave his HOF ballot to Deadspin and let their readers fill out his ballot. He then approved the ten names that Deadspin readers voted in, and sent his ballot to…

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2013 Bangers, Finally

As the first step in our path back to greatness (or internet mediocrity), we hand out the only awards worth turning your nose up at: the 2013 Bangers.   We’ll start with the easy ones. Male Fighter of the Year The nominees are… Jon Jones Demetrious Johnson Cain Velasquez Vitor Belfort Chris Weidman And the…